Thursday, January 1, 2015

F**k Resolutions. But.

I don't do resolutions but as a veteran potty mouth, exclaimer and issuer of passionate, overbearing diatribes, I'm trying out a new script to replace all that yelling. 

Instead of my usual, top volume "What the Actual F**K?!?!" I'm going to try:

"Well. How about that,"

"Huh.  What do you know?"


"Ah.  I see,"

Like all previous attempts to "just shut up", this one will probably be hard to implement.  But even a bit of diplomacy is often the kindest route.

Here goes.

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