Before you find out you have brain cancer, you will want to have some things. This is a Microscopic fragment of than any prequell by Brandon Sannderson, so fear not:
First, you will need someone who truly loves you and whom you love above anyone else. Someone you would carry up Mt Doom. So when this Amazing Person wants to carry You up Mt. Doom, it's more bearable. Because you would have, you can understand and you can know you would.
You will need a dark, bizarre sense of humor. You will need to face down a herd of Daleks with a Jammie Dodger and have fun doing it.
You will need grappling hooks of determination that emerge instantly from your living flesh and then disappear after use.
And you will need to know this: That the first 100 days are the worst. Get through the Dead Marshes of the first 100 days and you will again find calm when you need it, you will find equanimity, you will master your new "Got no time to bleed" Cancer Terseness, which is So like the Mandolorain, or even the Eastwoodian style of purportment (OK, right, they really are one and the same).
So, there's your pre-cancer checklist. Git 'er done.
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